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A clueless teen becomes the accidental guardian of a secret‑filled vampire harem.

When Asahi Kuromine discovers that his classmate Youko Shiragami is a vampire, his ordinary high‑school life spirals into a chaotic comedy of secrets. Youko’s father has decreed that any vampire who reveals their nature must quit school to protect the family, so Asahi vows to guard her blood‑thirsty identity. Unfortunately, Asahi’s talent for blurting out everything makes him the worst keeper of classified information. Each time he tries to keep a quiet promise, a new supernatural roommate—ranging from a shy werewolf to a mischievous ghost—bursts onto the scene, demanding his discretion or threatening exposure. As the roster of oddball allies expands, Asahi finds himself juggling love, loyalty, and a growing list of bizarre cover‑ups. He must learn to navigate the delicate balance between protecting his friends’ hidden lives and navigating the typical teenage drama of crushes and schoolwork. All the while, his clumsy attempts to win Youko’s heart only deepen the hilarity, as every confession risks blowing their secret wide open. "Jitsu wa Watashi wa" blends slapstick humor with a light‑hearted take on the supernatural, delivering a breezy, feel‑good series about a boy who can’t keep his mouth shut but tries his hardest to keep his friends safe.

A lighthearted supernatural rom-com where a terrible secret-keeper navigates a growing harem of monster girls. Expect goofy humor, mild fanservice, and sweet romance with zero dark or intense material.